Look At This Dubstepping Cat of the Day: Kitty wub-wubs along to Jon Zombie’s “Womp!”
[hyst.]
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
LIVE YOU BASTARD! LIVE!
doctor there’s nothing you can-
DAMN IT NURSE I’M NOT HAVING ANOTHER ONE GO STALE ON ME